Dear President Bush:

Merry Christmas. That's awesome news that another Al Qaeda number two has been killed. We seem to have gotten really good at that. Nothing wrong with silver medals, I suppose. Hey, I know you're busy and all trying to figure out exactly what the new way forward is gonna be in Iraq. But I was just curious how things were going on capturing that number one Al Qaeda guy. I was just wondering, cause it's been 1923 days since you said you wanted him "dead or alive". Just wondering...it's no biggie...